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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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