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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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