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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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