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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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