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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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