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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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