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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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