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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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