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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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