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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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