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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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