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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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