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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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