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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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