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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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