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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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