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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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