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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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