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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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