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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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