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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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