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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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