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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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