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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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