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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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