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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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