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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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