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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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