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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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