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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

1509

Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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