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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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