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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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