Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The go fer.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Who invented tiny nails?

Someone named Brad.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to box?

Out of whack.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He developed a raspy voice.

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What do we know about this man?

He's too big for his britches.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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