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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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