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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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