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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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