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What did the plate say to the food?

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The meal is on me.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

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It has a meltdown.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

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Inflation.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

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It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

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When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

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They are both Paris sights.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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