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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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