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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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