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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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A buoys club.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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