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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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