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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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