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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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