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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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