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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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