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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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