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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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