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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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