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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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