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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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