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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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