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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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