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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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