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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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