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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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