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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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