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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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