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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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