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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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