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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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