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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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