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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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