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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Rock and roll.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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