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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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