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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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