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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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