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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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