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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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