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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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