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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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