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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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