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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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