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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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