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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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