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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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