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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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