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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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