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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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