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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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