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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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