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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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