Pictures:

What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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