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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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