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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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