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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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