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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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