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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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